• Scream 7

    Scream 7


    This movie sucks ass. And fuck that fugly bitch Christopher Landon. Bitch I have IBS and my shit is still more watchable than yours. Bodies Bodies Bodies outsold your unfunny untalented worthless flop Freaky movie. Bitch your face is fucking freaky.

  • Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    I got proposed to during champagne problems

  • A Haunting in Venice

    A Haunting in Venice


    Boring. I’m so sorry you had to be in this Michelle Yeoh. I usually fall asleep in movie theaters out of sleep deprivation but I wasn’t tired during this movie, just bored. Good cinematography I guess.

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Can’t rate it cause I was asleep throughout most of it 😭😭 I’ll try again another day sorry sam nation. Also I hope your date went well Maju

  • Evil Dead

    Evil Dead


    why do you hate me david

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI


    Scream 1-5 found dead in a ditch.

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear


    this film has heavy queer coding. i’ll write more about it later

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania


    I had fun idk

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies


    shout out to the middle aged gays that were cackling with me in the theater

  • Halloween



    dr loomis gave gay vibes in this idk

  • Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    Our coming-of-age has come and gone
    Suddenly the summer, it's clear
    I never had the courage of my convictions
    As long as danger is near
    And it's just around the corner, darling
    'Cause it lives in me
    No, I could never give you peace
    But I'm a fire, and I'll keep your brittle heart warm
    If your cascade ocean wave blues come
    All these people think love's for show
    But I would die for you in secret
    The devil's in…

  • The Bling Ring

    The Bling Ring


    feel like 70% of this movie was just montages but emma watson will always be a queen of british mother lake