Favorite films

  • Birth
  • Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean
  • Safe
  • The Village

Recent activity

  • Skinamarink

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever


  • Jeepers Creepers


Pinned reviews

  • Being the Ricardos

    Being the Ricardos


    Aaron Sorkin writing a screenplay about someone who believes they don’t need the help of a director

  • Benedetta



    I’m a bitch
    I’m a lover
    First a nun
    Then a Mother
    I’m a sinner 
    Then a Saint
    I did not fear the plague

Recent reviews

  • Skinamarink


    Textually and tonally interesting throughout but only the sequence with the bed a third through really had me on the edge of my seat. Rewards close attention and plays with the fears of the dark and grainy texture well.

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


    Two things can be true:

    Almost every single joke feels past its expiration date, no one’s career is bettered for having done this (except maybe Hudson) and the mystery itself has to take an almost hour-long aside to be remotely intriguing. 

    There should also be one of these a year and they should exclusively be released in theaters.

Popular reviews

  • Downton Abbey: A New Era

    Downton Abbey: A New Era


    Edited with the reckless abandon that only a movie with forty main characters can have

  • Downton Abbey

    Downton Abbey


    why lie, i loved this. i am so fucking white lmao