Favorite films

  • 2012
  • The Manchurian Candidate
  • Goldfish Lightbulb
  • Breaking Hypocritical Flesh / Welcome to Kaiser City

Recent activity

  • X-Men: Days of Future Past

  • De Humani Corporis Fabrica

  • (My) Truth: The Rape of 2 Coreys

  • The Skulls

Recent reviews

  • The Skulls

    The Skulls

    "Rob Cohen's most traditionally beautiful-looking movie with sunny lighting, vivid contrasts and roving sense for spatial fragmentation (even through simple A to B tracking movements) M*sonic greed plot a bit basic but pertinent. B-movie cast still sharp.

    Have not seen the Skulls sequels yet, but they'd probably suffer a bit without being directed by a Cohen type or having the presence of a WB drama guy or a sexy big movie franchise lead, but then again, an appearance of averageness…

  • X-Men: Days of Future Past

    X-Men: Days of Future Past

    J. Edgar Hoover's closeted ass turned out to be a direct descendant of Mystique, and so has snuck into the White House posing as President Nixon, presumably MIA/KIA near Kissinger's favorite training camp resort in Manchuria. He collaborates with a scientist ripped fresh out of Televisual World, armed with his precisely tuned hypersonic persuasion skills (mouthing), to jack singular blood codings of particular mutants to create an ultimate super-weapon to track and genocide the most miraculous figures of super elitist…

Popular reviews

  • Disaster Movie

    Disaster Movie


    This feels like a movie from The Asylum.....in a god-awful way.

    The production value is disgusting to look at.

    The special effects are piss-poor.

    The acting is piss-poor.

    The costume designs are terrible.

    Everything about this movie is terrible!

    Can someone please lobotomize these filmmakers?

  • Sex Tape

    Sex Tape


    I thought that "The Cloud" had a privacy policy, you know, to avoid the stupid shit that occurs in this movie; just a suggestion, writers.
    Not only is Sex Tape the worst Apple commercial ever, but it is also one of the worst movies of the year. It is truly a cynical and idiotic exercise.

    In this deeply tedious picture, Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel get off their lazy, rich asses and fail to resurrect their sex life as their…