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  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    ★★½

    “At this point how could you not believe in climate change??”

    -Environmental Activist baby angel Pikachu I choose YOU

  • Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    ★★½

    -I fell asleep in the beginning but the final scene with Lily and Zac was goood
    -also! Ted Bundy grew up a few streets away and was my dad’s paper boy in Tacoma, WA so YEAH  ! WTF !
    -(I know that sounds unbelievable but it’s 100% true my dad was a baby & doesn’t remember obviously but his older siblings went to highschool with Ted and when we visited his childhood home we drove past where Bundy lived and it was spoooooooky do NOT recommend)

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★

    -My current sense of humor includes AND is limited to: tweets about Steve Rogers ass. Here are some honorable mentions 🍑🇺🇸 
    -lmaoha halmfaolmaOooOoOo

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★

    -I saw this with a group of guy friends and they all cried but tried to hide it but guess what mfs, in my peripheral vision I noticed the hasty wiping away of tears and I heard the sniffles/ aggressive clearing of throats and having known what I knew never in my LIFE had I felt so powerful!!!!!!! 🤠


    -added to 2019 Ranked 🍿

  • Shazam!

    Shazam!

    ★★½

    -when I first heard about this I thought it was a remake of Kazaam (u know the one where Shaquille O’Neal plays a wish-granting genie) and guess what I still wish it had been :/

  • Stuart Little

    Stuart Little

    ★★★

    -Stuart Little walked so Paddington could run

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★★

    -sometimes I forget that I was in the audience for the Bin Laden song.. like I witnessed THAT
    -also there was another song that was like “fuck off mom” & I got to sing & dance along in the crowd with my mom which was a beautiful bonding experience for us I think :’)

  • Unicorn Store

    Unicorn Store

    ★★½

    -I played myself because I went into this hoping for something as meaningful & important as Short Term 12 so really? I take responsibility, like that’s on me.
    -To its credit, this movie is exactly as advertised:🦄🌈💖Cute and fun but that’s really it & no further questions pls, ya know?
    -The cast is bangin & many aspects come together in a charming enough way, I’m just a cynical bitch who wants to cry, sorry Brie :/

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★

    -I’ve read a bunch of reviews where people talk about how wholesome & pure & heartwarming this is so tell me WHY do I feel so fucking sad?? And anxiety-ridden. (But that part is understandable/warranted) Don’t get me wrong I thought this film was absolutely brilliant but YEAH man I don’t feel so good. :’)

    “I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are.”

  • Limitless

    Limitless

    ★★★

    -Wild that with ALL the brain power access he got, his ultimate goal was limited to getting rich, fucking around & becoming president.. meanwhile in 2019 our current president got to where he’s at by only ever utilizing .001% of his tiny brain and YET? Same goals and results. :’) wild, man :’(

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel

    ★★★

    -When Samuel L. Jackson sung “wait oh yes wait a minute Mr. Postman” I turned to my friend and went “ehhehhehhh” as one does and he just? Looked at me? Blankly and with a (deafening) hint of confusion/disdain???
    -So I guess the takeaway is: this movie makes u realize who your true friends are. Not sure if that’s what they were going for but they sure as hell achieved it. 😪

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★

    -...I have a lot of thoughts but essentially I’m scared and I don’t know what was that 👀
    -also idk if this is profound or I’m just delirious but the whole “a lot can happen in 15 minutes” and then the police said they would be there in 15 minutes 👀 hahaha it seemed significant in my head idk
    -LASTLY @mega_movieZ pointed out in Lucy's review that the title Us also stands for U.S. like United States hello “We are…