• The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★★

    never gets old

  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder

    ★★★★★

    slayed ate down devoured ATEEEE digested and chewed slayed right downnnn killed and demolished

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man

    Villainous mustachioed Chris Evans saying “let’s see if these moves fuck” is the only good part of this movie

  • Spontaneous

    Spontaneous

    ★★★★

    one of the worst movie posters i have ever seen but the movie won me over … also why does katherine langford always look like she’s wearing a wig?? and why does hollywood want me to believe she’s a teenager so bad????? that woman is 26 please do better

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    Fully and definitively serious when I say this is the best UFO movie ever made I literally walked out of the theater with sweat stains and will write more when I collect thoughts <3

  • Heavy

    Heavy

    ★★★★

    yup these are the kind of movies that just get me …. understated, lonely, good moody soundtrack, 90s waif, proto-mumblecore, debbie harry working at a restaurant, the color grading that my brain puts on the world when im really depressed, reticent protagonists……loves it

  • Little Evil

    Little Evil

    ★½

    things i do for adam Scott…..funny in theory

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★★★

    still awesome and such a core part of my adolescence ill never get sick of watching it

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★★

    I remember being underwhelmed the first time I watched this but actually liked it a lot more upon rewatch…..lots of nepotism babies but they aren’t the entirely despicable kind…..soundtrack is consistently good

  • I Want You Back

    I Want You Back

    ★★★

    Jenny Slate hive!

  • It Follows

    It Follows

    ★★★½

    not as good as i remembered upon a years-later rewatch……soundtrack still bangs though

  • The Hills Have Eyes

    The Hills Have Eyes

    ★★½

    The gratuitous sexual violence is probably the most authentic Cravensque part of this remake. Alexandre Aja is basically just Eli Roth if Eli Roth took himself more seriously