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Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Badlands
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Squid Game

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  • Charlotte's Web

    ★★½

  • Mean Girls

    ★½

  • Pretty Woman

    ★★★½

  • All of Us Strangers

    ★★½

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    People rating this less than 5 stars... what more do you want?

    Kidding. Well, sort of. I've read the negative reviews and I can see why some people have taken issue with the film's... unique brand of feminism, but I can't help but feel that anyone reducing Bella's journey to a "male fantasy of female empowerment" is doing both her and Lanthimos a huge disservice. Yes, she sleeps with several men over the course of the film – many in…

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★★★

    I did Squid Game for real.

    Check out Squid Game: The Challenge on Netflix and keep an eye out for Player 188 🦑

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  • Charlotte's Web

    Charlotte's Web

    ★★½

    Her web connects them all.

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★½

    When did everything get so fucking annoying?

    I mean it, why is everything like this now? So humourless, so toothless, so dulled at the edges, and without a shred of the meanness that made Mean Girls so iconic. Honestly struggling to understand why this even exists. The songs suck, the performances are terrible, and every line reading is either worse than the original or sliced and diced into something unrecognisable. "Damn Africa!" has become "Damn girl!", Regina no longer has…

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  • Love at First Sight

    Love at First Sight

    ★★½

    How the fuck is this not called Love at First Flight?

  • The Fly

    The Fly

    ★★★★

    Would’ve been a 10 if Goldblum had rubbed his little hands together like a fly.