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  • Annabelle: Creation

    Annabelle: Creation

    ★★

    Not as horrible as the original Annabelle film, but a bit slow paced. There's lots of children wandering around a house with a demonic entity teasing them. I can't get too mad at this one since despite the lulls there is more going on than in the previous installment. This movie is willing to kill kids, and that's at least something.

  • Annabelle

    Annabelle

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I decided to watch this and the prequel today and this one was pretty boring. The movie insisted that I was supposed to care about this dull couple but neglected to give them any personality. I watched this with my mom and she literally laughed aloud when Alfre Woodard's character gets knocked on her ass and slides out of the movie for a moment. Also the ending where Mystical Black Lady "Evelyn" jumps out the window for the same boring white couple she barely knows to give a demon her soul. What the fuck, movie?

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  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    ★★★

    Fun for those who love and grew up with Pokemon. It's not a very good character or even plot heavy film. It's really just an excuse to see cute pokemon doing cute pokemon things and Ryan Reynolds really carries the whole thing and is quite funny. Could've used more pokemon battles.

  • Star Games

    Star Games

    ½

    Some of the worst child acting I've ever witnessed, and I've seen a lot of bad movies. Really really bad dialogue, too. On the upside: pretty unintentionally funny.