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  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • My Dinner with Andre
  • Blue Velvet

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  • Sherlock, Jr.

    ★★★★

  • The Swimmer

    ★★★★

  • Be Here to Love Me

    ★★★★★

  • The Misadventures of Rick and Morty

    ★★★★½

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  • Woman in the Dunes

    Woman in the Dunes

    ★★★★★

    THIS MOVIE CAME OUT IN 1964. 1964!!!!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!!! ARE? YOU? FUCKING? SERIOUS? WHAT IN THE BEFUCKERY IS THIS SHIT THAT I AM SEEING ON MY SCREEN??!! yeesh

  • Dead Ringers

    Dead Ringers

    ★★★½

    There’s unhinged and then there’s “GYNECOLOGICAL INSTRUMENTS FOR MUTANT WOMEN™️” unhinged
    Any discrimination I have towards Canadians I directly attribute to David Cronenberg

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  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans

    The SECOND Lynch shows up on screen I’m planning on going absolutely apeshit until I get thrown out of the theater

  • The Kingdom

    The Kingdom

    ★★★★½

    My name is Lars von Trier and you’re watching Disney Channel