• Predator

    Predator

    ★★★★★

    Predator is basically a Home Alone format movie about the Predator

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions

    ★★★½

    People hate on this too much. I think it’s funny that two twins directed a movie and decided to put so many sex scenes in it. How horny are these twins. “Plucky boys” in scripts must go extinct

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★★★

    I think Hugo Weaving should have been paid more than Keanu. When a really good actor is allowed to ham it up and act insane?? 👍🏻👍🏻 Didn't enjoy Joker though. Surprised the big cg fight looks as good as it does. also in one scene a lady turns into matrix code, due to hacking, and then cums all over her pants. So that’s cool. you can look forward to that

  • Blood Simple

    Blood Simple

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie can’t quit!! Am not emotionally prepared for M Emmett Walsh to go to his reward. Would like more long drawn out murders of perverts in film 👍🏻👍🏻 More movies should have shots of ceilings and stuff

  • Jackie

    Jackie

    ★★★★★

    Greatest score of all time. Women are incredible

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A mixed attempt to expand the Mank Cinematic Universe (MCU) I thought the concept of making ‘the script from Mank’ into it’s own movie was a little too meta. Would have been a LOT less confusing if he said 'sled' at the beginning instead.

  • Mank

    Mank

    Yo I wrote this?? Why am I not in the credits wtf???

  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    One thing I think is so cool is when actors/directors use costume and hair to make a character look larger than life. Ripley looks like a comic book character too human for a comic book artist to draw. The face hugger is a metaphor for how aliens are scary.

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★★

    Morpheus: Do you know what the matrix is?

    Me: Uh, yeah.

    Morpheus: Okay then I won't explain it to you.

    Me (kind of shutting down): Okay. Sounds good