“All you have to be by the time you’re 23 is yourself”
As a 23 year old, this is so dumb but I like it.
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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 1988
Her hair was the color of gold in old paintings. She had a full set of curves and the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day. She was giving me a look I could feel in my hip pocket.
Yep, this was starting to get interesting.
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Strangers on a Train 1951
That shot of Bruno staring at Guy amongst the tennis crowd whilst everyone else’s head swings back and forth like a mii in wii sports is FREAKIN GLORIOUS.
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Godzilla vs. Kong 2021
Godzilla vs. Kong knows exactly what type of film it is and it doesn’t try to be anything more. It is self aware and makes the most of two titans pitted against each other.
The story is simplistic, streamlined and far less of a mess than the previous Godzilla film. The dialogue is better and feels like it’s gone beyond a first draft. The human characters are serviceable, not annoying and don’t take up more time than they have to.…
