Nightcrawler ★★★★½

Dear the Academy Awards,

I’ll never forgive you for not even nominating Jake Gyllenhaal for this amazing movie. Time and time again you disappoint. You will rue the day you snubbed Jake Gyllenhaal (and many others).

If you had a face I would punch it. 

You suck.
And you’ve been pwned le epic cool style by yours truly.

An unsatisfied nobody customer who thinks his opinion is more valid than yours on this matter.

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