This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Me, about 30 minutes into the film: "God, what a loser, he's falling in love with a computer..."
Me, at the end of the film: "GOD DAMMIT SAMANTHA HAS TO LEAVE! HOW CAN SHE JUST ABANDON HIM LIKE THAT! AFTER ALL THE TIME THEY SPENT TOGETHER, SHE JUST PACKS UP AND CALLS IT A DAY!"
don't fall in love with your computer, it will only end in heartbreak