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  • Her

    Her

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Me, about 30 minutes into the film: "God, what a loser, he's falling in love with a computer..."

    Me, at the end of the film: "GOD DAMMIT SAMANTHA HAS TO LEAVE! HOW CAN SHE JUST ABANDON HIM LIKE THAT! AFTER ALL THE TIME THEY SPENT TOGETHER, SHE JUST PACKS UP AND CALLS IT A DAY!"

    don't fall in love with your computer, it will only end in heartbreak

  • My Best Friend's Wedding

    My Best Friend's Wedding

    ★★★

    I would rewatch this again just for Rupert Everett’s performance. His character is hilarious and a delight to watch, plus his chemistry with Julia Roberts is undeniable.

  • Enemy

    Enemy

    ★★★½

    This is the second time in a movie I’ve seen Jake Gyllenhaal scream and yell while grabbing a mirror and I am definitely okay with this trend.

  • Baywatch

    Baywatch

    ★½

    Mitch Buchanan (Dwayne Johnson) called Matt Brody (Zac Efron) “High School Musical”

    High School Musical-Baywatch Cinematic Universe confirmed!

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I had to. They’re alive, like me.

    This may be the worst line in a movie I’ve heard in a long time, and it was used to justify a laughably-bad decision. But hey, JW2 grosssed over a billion worldwide so they need to pave the way for a sequel. Also, the original velociraptors from Spielberg’s Jurassic Park will forever remain scarier than the lab-baked Indominus Rex or the pitiful Indoraptor. J.A. Bayona did well with the suspenseful interplay of light-and-dark…

  • Always

    Always

    ★★

    Always started out with a good introduction to the world of firefighting pilots but sputtered and lost all its fuel in the second act. I couldn’t even watch all of this in one sitting because I genuinely couldn’t be bothered. The screenplay had many questionable moments and didn’t reflect the talent in this star-studded cast. (Speaking of, it’s a damn shame this was the last film Audrey Hepburn appeared in). However, I give it another half star for the ending which still gave me the feels even though it was super cheesy and unsurprising.

  • Trainspotting

    Trainspotting

    ★★★★½

    I'm a native English speaker and I have no shame in admitting I turned on subtitles to understand their Scottish accents.

  • Jaws

    Jaws

    ★★★★★

    I've got an idea for the 50th anniversary screening of Jaws: Force a willing crowd to watch the movie while they are swimming in the ocean.

  • Chef

    Chef

    ★★★★

    My favorite thing about movies is when you cannot stop thinking about them afterward. After watching Chef, I immediately went to the kitchen to cook myself something sweet. I found this film to be a delight to the senses and full of flavor. Jon Favreau can do no wrong.

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★½

    I came for the talking bear, but I stayed for the musical-prison-song in the credits.

  • Paddington

    Paddington

    ★★★★

    My new favorite statistic: "34% of pre-breakfast accidents involve banisters"

  • 21

    21

    ★½

    He may have won a lot of money but he still kept that stupid ass haircut