Sandra (BWF)

I like Fictional Worlds better than ours.

Favorite films

  • Little Women
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
  • Avengers: Endgame

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  • Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

    ★★½

  • Ready or Not

    ★★★★★

  • The Little Mermaid

    ★★★½

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

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  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★

    There's before "Bones and all" and there's after "Bones and all".

    Fuck, I love movies! And I love Film Festivals! This is the best cinema-experience I've had since Endgame: The Theater was crammed, not a single empty seat, people laughed, people clapped, people walked out on three different times in the movie! I've never witnessed walkouts before, turns out It's super fun!

    Also if I had a nickle every time a movie added a but-cannibalism-edge to one of the typically…

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  • Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

    Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

    ★★½

    Man, I am so so so done with this mediocre ass franchise. This was one I had hope for, because I love Carrie and thought her Rup-off might breathe some life into this, but aside from Jasons exposed spine, there's barely anything of... well, anything in there.

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★★★

    Yep. Still kicks absolute ass. Grace is one of my favourite Final Girls and Samara Weaving one of my favourite Scream Queens. (That Banshee scream is a top 3 scream).

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  • The Magic Flute

    The Magic Flute

    ★★★★½

    Listen. Did I go to (what I didn't realize was) the world premier of The Magic Flute, wearing my No Mourners, No Funerals-Shirt? Yes.

    Did I smile like an Idiot every time Jack Wolfe put on his Doe Eyes and said something even remotely Wylan-like, as well as every time Iwan Rheon did something fun and harmless, but especially when he sang about being eaten by dogs? Also yes.

    Did my emo heart bleed Mozart for two hours? Ding, ding,…

  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    John Mulaney: Baby J

    ★★★★

    "When I’m alone, I’m with the person that tried to kill me. It’s kind of a creepy feeling sometimes, but it’s also a nice feeling. It gives me a nice kind of confidence sometimes. Because I used to care what everyone else thought of me so much. It was all I cared about. And I don’t anymore. And I don’t, because I can honestly say: What is someone gonna do to me that is worse than what I would do…