The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 ½

some highlights from this movie:

- the music change mid-wedding scene while they were exchanging vowels? what was the REASON
- BELLAS MUM SINGING A LULLABY INSTEAD OF A SPEECH ACTUALLY HAD ME IN TEARS
- bella sobbing because after she wanted her sex dream to be reality...peak comedy
- that scene where the wolves talked to each other except their mouths weren’t moving so it was literally an ominous zoom into wolf jacob’s face with a dramatic monologue voiceover 
- WHY DID IT ZOOM INTO EDWARDS EAR WHEN JACOB WAS TALKING TO HIM
- edward googling vampire children SIR YOU’RE A WHOLE VAMPIRE HOW IS GOOGLE.COM GOING TO HELP
- ‘if it’s a boy, EJ..............edward jacob’ HELLPPPPP!! at least she wasn’t going to name it jedward
- when her back broke why was that the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 
- the montage of jacob imprinting on that cgi’d baby. why does horror as a genre exist when we have that.
- WHY WAS THERE A REWIND/FLASHBACK TO LITERALLY EVERY SCENE IN THE PREVIOUS MOVIES LIKE AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY TV SHOW IM LAUGHING

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