ros has written 6 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Boy Erased

    Boy Erased


    the first hour and 20 minutes is basically porn for homophobes. spent most of the movie screaming for xavier dolan to take over american cinema

  • Postcards from London

    Postcards from London


    postcards from london is less of a ‘movie’ and more of an art history performance piece. one star for originality and one and a half for harris dickinson saturated in neon lighting for 90 minutes

  • Suite Française

    Suite Française


    so the plan was to what? get me to sympathise with a nazi commander because he’s cute and plays piano?? nice try weirdo

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King


    me as simba only having one facial expression

  • The Rage: Carrie 2

    The Rage: Carrie 2


    i don’t know if i should be worried that i felt nothing when miss e girl pulled a carrie because those jocks deserved it?? like bravo girl good for you

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


    frances and sam why did u betray me like this what did i do