• Fury

    Fury

    ★★★½

    Lt. Aldo Raine but less chaotic

  • Kiss the Girls

    Kiss the Girls

    ★★★½

    We stan Morgan Freeman in law enforcement roles. A hero

  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★½

    this is the movie my mom was watching when she went into labor with me

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★½

    strong urges to live deliciously

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★

    I’d love to say that I’d be a wise elf who can resist the power of the ring but my hobbit brain loves to eat drink and cause trouble

  • Okja

    Okja

    ★★★★½

    this is the movie i show people when they ask why i’m vegan

  • Moonlight

    Moonlight

    ★★★★★

    i told my mom to watch this and when she finally did she said “that’s it??” HONEY DID YOU WATCH IT

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    ★★★★

    Best of the franchise. i will cancel all my plans whenever this is on TV

  • 17 Again

    17 Again

    ★★

    casting Matthew Perry as old Zac Effron.....Zac have you even seen this?

  • American Pie

    American Pie

    ★★½

    we love 30 year old high school students

  • Matilda

    Matilda

    ★★★★

    Ms. Honey said Fuck Trunchbull let’s raise butterflies

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You signed the papers
    You set me up 
    You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company 
    This is gonna be like i’m not a part of Facebook 
    It won’t be like you’re not a part of facebook. you’re not a part of facebook 
    my names on the masthead
    you might wanna check again
    is it because i froze the account?
    you think we were…