• Uncharted

    Uncharted

    ★★★

    this movie features tom's sweaty abs, mark wahlberg's inability to give a shit with a side of a botched australian and/or british accent from sophia taylor ali

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    i am probably in the minority here, but this was the most incoherent piece of hot garbage i have ever seen. not only was i incredibly uncomfy but i also was just monumentally confused.

    the one star is for alana haim because she was the only captivating part of this film.

  • The Fallout

    The Fallout

    ★★★★½

    this perfectly encapsulated the tragedy of high school shootings in america and the trauma that follows. i am fortunate enough that i went to school in australia where this has never been a fear of mine. my heart goes out to all of the kids who have ever had to deal with something as traumatic as this and to continue living for those who didn't survive. special shoutout to jenny ortega and maddie ziegler for their performances, absolutely outstanding!!!

  • Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts

    Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts

    ★★★★★

    this has honestly made the start of 2022 the greatest. happy new year and happy anniversary to the greatest film series ever <3

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★★

    i can definitely tell i have PMS because the amount of tears i shed during this is not normal. give me a week to recover.

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★½

    denis has such a way with building environments and making you feel like you're living in this world. the sand, the colours, the close up shots of the actors, the SCORE!! it just really set the tone for the entirety of the movie. in saying that, this was extremely long and painfully slow. it's definitely a building the plot movie where it needs to set everything up so the sequels can be more action packed. please ensure you pee before seeing this because you may piss yourself from how long you're staying seated!!!

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    ★★★½

    if my dreams were as vivid as this, i too would go insane.

    coming from edgar wright, i expected nothing less than amazing camera work. it really drew you into the story and the lives of the characters. loved this!!

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    ★★★★

    why was this SO good like i experienced the entirety of their relationship in 15 minutes and i am SAD!!!!!

  • The Maze Runner

    The Maze Runner

    ★★★★

    i love that everyone is thirsting over will poulter at the moment. this man has ALWAYS been attractive!!!!

  • Beautiful Boy

    Beautiful Boy

    ★★★★★

    this is honestly one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen. there is something that just hits so hard with father/son relationships, particularly ones that are super close.

  • The Voyeurs

    The Voyeurs

    ★★½

    woman in the window but make it sexy

  • Our Friend

    Our Friend

    ★★★★½

    i did not expect this to be as good as it was. I AM A CRYING MESS I NEVER BEEN THIS UPSET