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2023: RANKED

31 films

fuck it. back to the old way of doing things. no docs or mini-series. all films released in the US…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • TÁR
  • The Fabelmans
  • Turning Red
  • Women Talking
  • Training Wheels
  • Jackass Forever
  • The Batman
  • Cyrano
  • Turning Red


30 films

back and better than ever because I actually am going to watch new films this year. ditching the rating system,…

  • The Matrix Resurrections
  • West Side Story
  • The Tragedy of Macbeth
  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar
  • The Suicide Squad

2021: Ranked

31 films

this is going to be a mess since I actually have a lot of 2020 releases to catch up with,…

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
  • Soul
  • The Old Guard
  • Wonder Woman 1984
  • Tenet

2020: Ranked

7 films

kicking this year off with Harley Quinn at the no. 1 spot and I really hope it stays there for…

  • Ocean's Eleven
  • Ocean's Thirteen
  • Ocean's Eight
  • Ocean's Twelve

nobody asked but here's my ranking of the Ocean's movies

4 films

I love them all so much, but if I had to choose an order...

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Star Wars

Star Wars Ranked '19

11 films

based on my TROS marathon. list decided by quality of film and how much I enjoy it personally. pretty much…

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Solo: A Star Wars Story
  • Ratatouille
  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

movie’s so nice, I saw it twice

13 films

or more. films I’ve seen in theatres more than once. ranked by most repeat viewings to least.

  • The Farewell
  • Parasite
  • Booksmart
  • Ad Astra
  • Hustlers

2019: Ranked

38 films

new year, new me, new list, NEW STAR WARS. fuck me up!!

(*officially NOT included: documentaries, stand-up specials)

  • Paterson
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Logan Lucky
  • BlacKkKlansman
  • Silence

The Adam Driver Chaos Scale

11 films

I have a theory that Adam Driver plays characters that fall on a spectrum of chaos. on one end is…

  • Get Out
  • Incredibles 2
  • 10 Cloverfield Lane
  • Batman & Bill
  • Brigsby Bear
  • Footlight Parade
  • Game Night

this has no reason to be as good as it is

21 films

movies that I didn't expect much from/thought would be mediocre and actually wound up being really good