Cats

Cats ★½

this movie is cursed and after watching judi dench break the fourth wall for ten minutes straight, now i am too.

this musical doesn't translate to film WHY DID THEY MAKE THIS??? i already wasn't a cat person and this made me a negative cat person goodbye. there are....so many pussies in this film and i don't mean the animals. the amount of crotch shots. i'm terrified. 

ALSO WHY ARE WE ALL SO FOCUSED ON THE CAT TECHNOLOGY AND NOT THE RAT AND ROACH TECHNOLOGY I AM SO DONE.

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