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  • The Lost Boys
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
  • Scream
  • Twister

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  • The Menu

    ★★★★

  • Scream

    ★★★½

  • Step Up 3D

    ★★½

  • The Descent

    ★★★★½

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  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys

    ★★★★★

    the boardwalk. the outfits. the sax man. the rob lowe poster. noodles, or worms? nothing tops it. the lost boys is what every vampire movie aspires to be. It captures the aesthetic and the lore in the most 80s way possible - leather, mullets and motorcycles. 

    there is nothing that comes close.

  • Point Break

    Point Break

    ★★★★

    top gun may have a homoerotic volleyball scene, but point break not only has multiple homoerotic surfing scenes and a homoerotic chase sequence - it also has a homoerotic skydiving scene. vaya con dios!

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★

    as a cheeseburger enjoyer this made me very hungry. also this movie is very fun thoroughly enjoyed.

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★½

    mindy my beloved 🫶🏻

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  • Miss Congeniality

    Miss Congeniality

    ★★★½

    you think im gorrrgeous you wanna daaaate me you wanna kissss meee

  • Monsters, Inc.

    Monsters, Inc.

    ★★★★★

    mike wazowski is my spirit monster