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  • Slipstream
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Sense and Sensibility
  • The Twentieth Century

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  • The Northman

    ★★★★★

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★

  • The Devil All the Time

    ★★★

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ½

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  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

    ★★

    I liked that it was a movie. The actors performed their dialogue, which was nice of them! I enjoyed how stuff happened in each scene because of stuff that happened in a scene before it. 

    My favourite part was when the lady agent shared her delicious crackers.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    So, what I understand is that Zack Snyder was hired to cook everyone cheeseburgers at the comic book themed birthday party, but was replaced last minute by Joss Whedon. Joss microwaved everyone a piece of baloney on a single slice of stale bread with a sticky note that read "cheese". Everyone was disappointed.

    Zack Snyder is back, years later, and made everyone a cheeseburger. It has seven patties, eight slices of cheese, an entire pound of bacon, and is topped…