no more movies about dead wife guys, society has progressed past the need for movies about dead wife guys

this was so good it made me drop the l bomb (lynchian)

you: mean girls (2004) is the best teen film ever made! 
me, an intellectual, has seen bratz (2007): now wait just a minute

can’t believe i got to see shirtless brad pitt in 70mm! now THAT’S cinema