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  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island


    no more movies about dead wife guys, society has progressed past the need for movies about dead wife guys

  • After Hours

    After Hours


    this was so good it made me drop the l bomb (lynchian)

Popular reviews

  • Bratz



    you: mean girls (2004) is the best teen film ever made! 
    me, an intellectual, has seen bratz (2007): now wait just a minute

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    can’t believe i got to see shirtless brad pitt in 70mm! now THAT’S cinema