2 sexy sheepish people asking each other “you all right?” for 342 minutes. Couldn’t turn it off.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022
The unbearable weight of my massive ass
American Pie 1999
I don’t know what I was expecting but it was this
2001: A Space Odyssey 1968
Loved going inside the rainbow!
A watery, whimpering, weak portrayal of a tough feminist icon. Marilyn was a mastermind in the movie industry and this film treats her like a fatherless victim with zero agency. She was either whispering or screeching. Confused by the pro-life messaging and full on Cuban accent. I felt nothing and learned nothing. The cinematography and Ana de Armas’s beauty were the only two things that made it watchable.
Don't Look Up 2021
my thoughts on this movie are too hateful to be shared on a public forum. Please reach out to me directly if you’re curious about how I survived this film.