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  • Cujo
  • Hellraiser
  • Secretary
  • Savage Streets

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  • Wolf's Hole

    ★½

  • Carrie

    ★★★★★

  • Manhattan Baby

    ★★★

  • The Attic Expeditions

    ★★★★

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  • Manhattan Baby

    Manhattan Baby

    ★★★

    BIRDS OF DARKNESS CONSUME ME!

  • The Attic Expeditions

    The Attic Expeditions

    ★★★★

    Look, I'm gonna be honest this movie has a lot of issues. But I'm here to tell you that this was kinda like a wet dream of a movie for me because of the following:

    1. Seth Green
    2. Jeffery Combs (AT PEAK HOTNESS)
    3. TED FUCKING RAIMI

    Time to get this one on a physical medium.

    So if you find any combination of those actors attractive (or all like myself) and just want some eye candy this is the one for you.

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  • The Watcher

    The Watcher

    ★★★

    Keanu breaks in a car window with an entire porcelain toilet.

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    This is more of a rant about my shitty film going experience than it is a review so i'm sorry ahead of time. I would love to be able to give this a rating but unfortunately I don't feel I can.

    Thanks to living out in the middle of nowhere and traffic we ended up being like 25 mins late. That's fine that's on us and the shitty infrastructure around here. But we ended up getting stuck next to 2…