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  • Lady Bird
  • La La Land
  • Marriage Story
  • Someone Great

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  • Pretty Woman

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  • Eternals

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  • Eternals

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  • Last Night in Soho

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I want to watch this movie over and over and over with different people each time so that they can see that first post credit scene and feel as fucked up as I did.

    Erin’s review: β€œIt really hit, then it didn’t, then Bill Skarsgard said JUDGEMENT DAY! And finally, Harry Styles.”

  • Eternals

    Eternals

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    Help, Druig and Makkari are the fucking CUTEST! But also, I want Druig for myself because Barry Keoghan is so fucking hot. It’s not fit.

    Literally this movie is just my ideal orgy situation oops not sorry. You can’t have that many hot people in a room and expect me NOT to drool.

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  • 365 Days

    365 Days

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    If I was kidnapped by a man with money who steals me away to SICILY and buys me GORGEOUS clothes and fucks me THAT good, imma straight up SIMP.
    Five stars because the PLOT was so good - very good PLOT 10/10
    Can’t wait to see the next one for the PLOT πŸ₯΄

  • You've Got Mail

    You've Got Mail

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    I cancelled a date to watch this with my mom, and I regret NOTHING.