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It feels absolutely nothing like the simple junk food pleasures gleaned from those cheap paperback novellas R.L. Stine would crank out at an alarming rate. Further proof that executives see any tie to intellectual property as inherently better than originality, even at the expense of fidelity to the source material.
And while it might be trying to spin or comment on the structures and formulas of 90s slashers, it feels too much like a modern horror film with its overly…