Screenwriter. Horror freak. Nostalgia whore. Typical nerd. I'm too basic to have a real personality.
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The Tomorrow War 2021
Edge of Tomorrow, sweetie, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that an ugly ass bitch like this would even try to be like you.
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Fear Street: 1994 2021
It feels absolutely nothing like the simple junk food pleasures gleaned from those cheap paperback novellas R.L. Stine would crank out at an alarming rate. Further proof that executives see any tie to intellectual property as inherently better than originality, even at the expense of fidelity to the source material.
And while it might be trying to spin or comment on the structures and formulas of 90s slashers, it feels too much like a modern horror film with its overly…
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Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein 2019
This is basically David Harbour’s audition tape for playing Orson Welles when they inevitably make a total Oscar-bait biopic about him. And I’d totally pay to see that.
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