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  • Hollywood 90028

    Hollywood 90028

    ★★★★★

    Michelle: "Do you live alone?"
    Mark: "Everybody lives alone."

    Quite possibly the greatest, least discussed, and nearly forgotten film about Los Angeles and its beautifully, tragically endemic culture of twenty-somethings who have abandoned family, friends, and the comforts of home in pursuit of big city dreams. It is a reality that everybody secretly recognizes, but that few would ever openly admit to one another. Life in LA is frequently difficult, at times it is utterly unmanageable, and by default requires…

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  • Sisters

    Sisters

    ★★

    Two stars. One for each (Douglas) buck that this cost me when I found out that it existed. Was it well spent? Hmm... It *did* satisfy my curiosity, but not much else. Still kind of worth it for the ultra-lame jump scare attempts (my reflection!), the flip phone fetishization, and syringes filled with neon green liquid. Don’t remake De Palma.

  • Am I a Serial Killer?

    Am I a Serial Killer?

    ★★

    Pretty hacky (pun not intended) stuff. Hoo boy. Depending on who is asking the question (and presumably responding in turn), the answers for the five most prominent characters - in no particular order - are: no; no; yes; no, and yes.

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  • The Punisher

    The Punisher

    ★★★★★

    Forget PUNISHER: WAR ZONE. Goldblatt made an 80s action masterpiece.

    10 reasons why you should stop everything and watch THE PUNISHER now:

    1. Dolph Lundgren (!) as Frank Castle / The Punisher.
    2. Jeroen Krabbe (!) as the new don of the Italian mafia.
    3. Explosions. Lots of 'em. Explosions within explosions.
    4. Scuba-Ninjas. Stop. Read it again. Fucking scuba-ninjas!
    5. A deadly woman who crucifies a man with her earrings.
    6. A vision of Castle as a broken, fragile,…

  • The Brown Bunny

    The Brown Bunny

    ★★★★★

    Rewatch with Vincent Gallo’s commentary track from the Japanese home video release. He talks a lot about the start-to-finish booing of the unfinished version exhibited in Cannes; how he positioned a monitor just out of frame, but to match his eyeline, so as to allow himself to compose the shots and serve as cinematographer; and he openly ponders what drove him to spend three years creating a film that (almost) nobody liked, that didn’t make any money, and that has since…