I have a black belt in keeping it real.
Brooklyn is straight into my Top 5 Irish things alongside Guiness, Terry Wogan, House of Pain, and the Delorian.
This is a film that is so blatantly out of date, yet totally of its time. A movie that is seemingly modest at first glance, but simply makes you hug someone you love and be thankful that you have them.
Well acted, well directed and well written, Brooklyn is a film that is nigh on impossible not to love.
Seagal strays away from 'the formula'.
Thus fucking the one good thing that made him famous in the first place. He plays a psychic, believe it or not. This involves Seagal paying the same character as normal, only with a funky shirt, and some beads on. He spends way to much time contemplating and not enough time kicking butt.
Which is a shame, as Wayans is decent. He provides some comedic appeal to proceedings, and there is a top notch fight near the end.
Stick to seeking revenge Steven.
Lets face the facts here, The Blair Witch Project was a groundbreaking film.
A horror classic.
A genre starter. And ultimately, the best of that genre.
Unusually for a horror, It shows you nothing. There is no blood, there is no violence, and it explains absolutely nothing. It's a brilliant watch. A proper psychological horror.
The actors never put a foot wrong, great performances. If we can call them performances, but of course this is real fear we are watching,…