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Synthwave Horror: Nosferatu 2023
"Remix culture is an amazing and valid form of artistic expression" and "this fucking blows" are two statements that can and should exist
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The Holdovers 2023
There's a handshake in this that feels more overwhelmingly warm and emotional than most hugs I've seen in movies