Parasite ★★★★½

I've come to make an announcement:

The Academy is a bitch ass motherfucker. They pissed on Song Kang-Ho's chances of getting a Supporting Actor nod. That's right, this bunch of quilly dicks pissed all over a truly nuanced and powerful performance and they said Brad Pitt's dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my letterboxd dot com: Academy, you got a small dick, its the size of this peach except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no cake, no meat skewers, look at that it looks like two balls and a Bong Joon-Ho.

They fucked my dude's Oscar chances so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Kim's basement house. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER RAINSTORM PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Kim's home, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE PARK'S MANSION. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT TODD PHILLIPS, I PISSED ON THE MANSION YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Oscars, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too

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