• Low Blow

    Low Blow

    ★½

    It was a movie I suppose

  • Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

    Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

    ½

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★½

    Hey man, I get it, I don't really want to visit the South either

  • Click

    Click

    I came into this world in a hospital that no longer stands.

    The unfortunate truth about our awesome and terrible existence as a species is that the institutions we create will not last forever. Doors will be shuttered, and as the generations march on, so too will our life's work be lost to the cold, unfeeling annals of History.

    However, this sentiment need not apply to art.

    Indeed, our creations meant to challenge and entertain audiences may endure long after…

  • My Big Fat Greek Wedding

    My Big Fat Greek Wedding

    ★★★½

    Not a competition but the Greek Orthodox church I grew up in is WAY nicer than that one

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    My 1000th Letterboxd log is coming up. You might think I'm gonna line it up so it ends up being Dune 2.

    If so you'd be dead wrong

  • Luca

    Luca

    ★★★★

    Still holds up as a wonderful addition to the Pixar canon! Why don't we talk about it anymore?

  • Munchie

    Munchie

    ★★★

    This is actually a pretty good movie if you get rid of Munchie

  • The Visitor

    The Visitor

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Ever wondered what would happen if you just mashed every 70s movie together with no rhyme or reason? Well here you go!

  • Northanger Abbey

    Northanger Abbey

    ★★★

    My gf gaslit me into thinking Captain Tilney was played by Alan Rickman the whole time. I was just like "Huh. Ok sure I can see it" and then we found out that it wasn't him afterwards

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What kind of sicko follows up the funniest scene in the movie (Bob Odenkirk jumpscare) with the saddest scene in the movie (Beth dies)

  • Daddy Daughter Trip

    Daddy Daughter Trip

    ★½

    Dude the fact that less than 200 people have even logged this movie is funnier than any joke in the movie itself. Rob Schneider's career is COOKED man