James has written 60 reviews for films during 2023.

  • Bāhubali 2: The Conclusion

    Bāhubali 2: The Conclusion


    Bahubali: 2 hours of flashback and then The Conclusion is in the last 30 minutes

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men


    Someone's gotta make an edit of this movie where they add Ace Attorney music and sound effects

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4


    Probably the weakest story in the series yet, one that barely feels like it escalates the overall stakes of the series compared to what 2 and 3 did. This wouldn't be a major complaint had this movie been clocked in at around 120 minutes, but unfortunately this chapter comes across as frustratingly bloated, leaving me tapping my foot waiting for the next action sequence to kick in.

    But it still gets a positive score because the action was sick as…

  • All Cheerleaders Die

    All Cheerleaders Die

    Okay everyone, I love giving shitty movies 5 stars as a joke too, but maybe doing it for this one is a bit too far?

  • Bāhubali: The Beginning

    Bāhubali: The Beginning


    What a great movie, I sure hope it doesn't have an unengaging hour-long flashback sequence at the end

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    If Banshees of Inisherin was in the hot dog finger universe then Padriac and Colm could've just eaten mustard out of each other's fingers and been ok

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Why did Colm cut off all his fingers? Is he stupid?

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie


    Sorry about this rating (changes it from 9/10 to 10/10)

  • Freaky Friday

    Freaky Friday


    Now that's an Oscar-worthy Jamie Lee Curtis performance

  • The Kill Reflex

    The Kill Reflex


    Holy shit Soda, it's a helicopter

  • Ice Merchants

    Ice Merchants


    The hats 🥺

  • The Flying Sailor

    The Flying Sailor


    It's the size of this walnut except way smaller