• Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    Death Battle

    Terence Fletcher vs. Lydia Tár

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★½

    Why does the opening song have the same melody as the crab rave song

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    All Quiet on the Western Front

    ★★½

    Fine I guess? Well-made, I suppose? I just feel like I've gotten everything I can out of Oscar-nominated war films and I don't need to see any more

  • Taylor Tomlinson: Look at You

    Taylor Tomlinson: Look at You

    ★★★★

    *insert quote from the special here*

  • Women Talking

    Women Talking

    ★★★★

    Great movie but why is the color grading like that. Like I get what they're going for but you can make a movie look bleak without making it look like an antidepressants commercial

  • The Lion King 1½

    The Lion King 1½

    ★★★½

    You know how everyone has that one movie they suspend all critical thought on solely due to nostalgia? This is mine.

  • Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure

    Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure

    ★½

    Lady had like 4 minutes of screentime I think

  • The Fox and the Hound 2

    The Fox and the Hound 2

    ★★

    This movie is 69 minutes long

  • Bambi II

    Bambi II

    ★★½

    Friend Owl really out here finding hot single does in your area

  • From Up on Poppy Hill

    From Up on Poppy Hill

    ★★★★

    Whoever played the accordion for this movie's score had the time of their lives

  • Ride Your Wave

    Ride Your Wave

    ★★★

    Weirdly straightforward for a Masaaki Yuasa joint, with a kinda dumb third act, but hey, any bonus grief counseling I can get through movies is nice 😁

  • Tarzan & Jane

    Tarzan & Jane

    Hey Lois, remember the time Tarzan stopped a spy from toppling the British monarchy?