Ⓢⓒⓘ-Ⓕⓘ Ⓦⓐⓢⓐⓑⓘ🍥’s review published on Letterboxd:
Michael Myers vs Millennials, Boomers and at least one Zoomer. The Shape don't Discriminate.
I still haven't seen Carpenter's original, so the opening flashback transitions confused the shit outta me, as it jumps from present to past and until Loomis waddled in, I had no idea what was going on.
In terms of kills and the gooey red stuff; this delivers. As for everything else; it's kind of a letdown, as it builds itself up to be a Royal Rumble, but ends up being some foggy slash-fu smack-down montage.
All the scenes with Mikey on screen were entertaining. All the scenes where the Haddonfield Millenni-Boomers were jerking each other off were frustratingly dumb. Probably won't be revisiting this one, but it was okay for a once over.