• Smile

    Smile

    ★★½

    had no business dragging like that my ass was almost asleep by the end

  • Pearl

    Pearl

    ★★★★★

    pearl is my joker

  • Tusk

    Tusk

    ½

    why did justin long agree to be wallace the walrus

  • He's Just Not That Into You

    He's Just Not That Into You

    ★★★★½

    and this is how me and justin long can recreate the somewhere only we know scene

  • X

    X

    ★★★★½

    maxine you’re a fucking star

  • Do Revenge

    Do Revenge

    ★★★★½

    i love conniving evil women so much they’re very personal to me

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★½

    justin long’s character had me laughing almost every time he was on screen i apologize to everyone else in the theater with me

  • Coyote Ugly

    Coyote Ugly

    ★★★★

    the watching this at a young age to lesbian pipeline

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    ★★★★★

    seeing this in theaters again added at least 5 years to my life

  • Jeepers Creepers

    Jeepers Creepers

    ★★★★

    lesbians (me) love justin long

  • The Ledge

    The Ledge

    ★★★

    kelly was such a badass except for when she left her friend alone with 4 men they didn’t know

  • Orphan

    Orphan

    ★★★★

    if my wife was vera farmiga and she was telling me something was wrong i’d simply believe her