Salt Lake City Weekly feature review (completely spoiler-free) is here.
Spoiler-free capsule review here, but I have additional thoughts for those who have seen it/don't care.
First off: No, horror does not have to be metaphorical to work. It's just that the best horror usually is, on some level, about something beyond the surface (so yeah, it's all "elevated," please retire that term forever, thanks bye). The more I think about this one, the lazier and more frustrating it seems. As I…
That was an entertaining and informative movie!
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But that's all I really have to say. I'm glad I saw it. It was good.
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I won't. What if I cause harm to my #brand by just blathering when I've said all I needed to say?
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WE ARE FINISHED HERE.