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  Gorillas in the Mist 1988

  Watched by Stephanie 17 May 2022

  If you need a good cry, this is pretty devastating.

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  Ghost Riders 1987

  Watched by Stephanie 12 May 2022

  A group of folk who are freakishly inept at leaving simple notes versus not-very-ghostly Wild West LARPers who take their sweet, sweet time at everything. Adorably incompetent, if RiffTrax doesn’t scoop this up, they’re leaving gold on the table.

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  Twice Dead 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched by Stephanie 14 Jan 2019 3

  A woman rides a guy getting electrocuted to orgasm, so 5 stars.

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  Halloween Kills 2021

  Watched by Stephanie 14 Oct 2021 1

  Were these different times, HALLOWEEN KILLS would be a great canon-esque 90s’ interactive video game (ala Night Trap) sequel to 2018’s HALLOWEEN. 

  Follow this group! 
  Now them! 
  Remember this timeline?!
  Activate grim playground!
  Can you calm the mob at the hospital?!

  As a film, however, it’s not remotely scary, but it offers such a parade of distinctly styled (albeit random and rudderless) set pieces that it’s still somewhat entertaining. Beware of diminishing returns as the runtime chugs along, though.

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