Just another person who enjoys watching, writing, and podcasting about movies.

Favorite films

  • Singin' in the Rain
  • The Cameraman
  • The Bride of Frankenstein
  • The Abominable Dr. Phibes

Recent activity

  • Track the Man Down

  • The Mighty Quinn

  • Top Secret!

  • Devil in a Blue Dress

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Twice Dead

    Twice Dead


    A woman rides a guy getting electrocuted to orgasm, so 5 stars.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    Were these different times, HALLOWEEN KILLS would be a great canon-esque 90s’ interactive video game (ala Night Trap) sequel to 2018’s HALLOWEEN. 

    Follow this group! 
    Now them! 
    Remember this timeline?!
    Activate grim playground!
    Can you calm the mob at the hospital?!

    As a film, however, it’s not remotely scary, but it offers such a parade of distinctly styled (albeit random and rudderless) set pieces that it’s still somewhat entertaining. Beware of diminishing returns as the runtime chugs along, though.