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  • Scream 2

    Scream 2

    Fun fact: the first movie I saw on the big screenΒ was Scream 2 in 1997. Many years later, Scream 4 is released in 2011 and what do you know? Your boy got his first job at a theater the night of the premiere. Best job ever btw. I was thinking about this random coincidence while watching and it made me smile. Life is strange, huh?

    It was a Scream / Scream 2 double feature (late) last night and I should…

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    Honestly this review is more or less criticism of the fate of Laurie Strode. In terms of cinematography, score and atmosphere, DGG’s Halloween surpasses my expectations. The color palette, camerawork, Carpenter’s score, casting and opening titles are *chef’s kiss*.

    That said, what are we doing to my girl Laurie? In McBride and DGG’s take, she’s this Sarah Connor caricature, a pariah, no life, an alcoholic, failed marriage, lost all rights to her whiny Karen because she was essentially abusing her,…

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  • The Abyss

    The Abyss

    The Godfather of the ocean … Cameron’s kink is water. And you know what, same. How does Cameron sleep at night knowing The Abyss doesn’t have an official blu-ray release? Quite possibly one of the most ambitious films ever made …. and we’re using 4:3 TV edits on various streamers? (Check Paramount+ or Epix if you don’t believe me.) The disrespect to cast & crew that busted ass filming this. Shout out to Stinky Tuna for the mod release!

    Cameron’s an…

  • Moon

    Moon

    Get you someone that carries you the way Sam Bell carries Sam Bell. Took a bite of my heart and spit it out. πŸŒ•

    I’ve been on a roll this last week with Taxi Driver, Mission: Impossible, Dead Calm, Little Children (all played numerous times since, mind you) … Really fantastic films that I hadn’t seen until recently, all make you think long after … well in the case of Dead Calm, 80s Zane, of course.

    … and now Moon!…

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  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a remake of the beloved original in the franchise, and if I’m honest, my first. Never was a big TCM fan, but I champion the franchise just as I do Halloween or Scream. Plenty of late, hot summer nights with a bag of cheddar n sour cream Ruffles and block of Philadelphia cream cheese to dip them in, sweet tea to wash it all down, and this gorefest blaring.Β 

    After repeatedly watching and eventually distancing…

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    Wait a damn minute. A guy who watched Taxi Driver became obsessed with and relentlessly stalked Jodie Foster only to shoot Ronald Reagan to prove his undying love to her and hospitalized as a result. Released in 2016, he’s now posting his personal music to Youtube. Shit’s wild. When you think about it … his obsession started while watching a fourteen year old Jodie playing a twelve year old.

    The colors, the score, the nightlife scenes, the daytime scenes, every…