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  • Scream

    Scream

    β€œYou’ve gotta find me first YOU PANSY ASS MOMMA’S BOY!!!!” -my favorite final girl Sidney Prescott doing her thing: eating the boys up!

    First time on the big screen; first time for everything. This has been a long time coming. Growing up with Scream and its characters for over two decades, this was like a family reunion I’ve never had before.Β It wasn’t until theΒ classic Dimension logo swept across the screen that it fully set in that I was actually watching…

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2

    Fun fact the first movie I saw on the big screenΒ was Scream 2 in 1997. Many years later Scream 4 is released in 2011 and what do you know? Your boy got his first job at a theater the night of the premiere. Best job ever btw. I was thinking about this random coincidence while watching and it made me smile. Life is strange huh?

    It was a Scream + Scream 2 double feature last night and I should start…

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  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    The upside? It’s an improvement over its predecessor, and there’s a ton of atmosphere like watching this fools me into thinking the leaves are falling outside despite being in 100+ degree summer hell. Michael standing over his victim with an axe, blood splattering on the sheets hanging from the clothesline, yeah it’s iconic. But narratively? This is a total mess. I don’t care about the Man in Black. Hell, I don’t even care about Jamie at this point. I’m just…

  • Jaws 3-D

    Jaws 3-D

    Poorly aged 3D effects and presentation aside, Jaws 3 really isn’t that bad. In fact I might be in the minority but this was a bit of a guilty pleasure growing up hence the higher than average rating. Definitely not the best in the franchise but certainly not the worst. Without a doubt one of the sexiest, what with all the hot 80s porn staches, am I right? Pair this up with the masterpiece that is Deep Blue Sea, which plucks and improves upon elements from this entry, and you’ll be asking yourself if there’s any better way to spend a cozy evening snuggled upβ€”I can’t!

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