you assholes tricked me into watching this dumb movie where a sexy man smells his armpits underwater because they somehow stink and somehow he does too. i’m saltier than the ocean about this shit, man. You will feel the wrath of OceanMaster my dude
This movie was far more fun than it had any right to be. Mark Wahlberg has a ponytail and is named Bob Swagger. Michael Peña is in it. Kate Mara is in it. Have you started it on Netflix yet? I thought you might've.