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  • Land Shark

    Land Shark

    KILL #50 of CINEMONSTER's Hooptober Ocho.

    My Evil Master List and other Reviews can be found here:
    Slappy McGee's Hoop-tober 8.0 List.

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    "I wonder if this pool is vegan."

    (...for the record: it's not...)


    It's another cheap-o shark movie.
    And this one LOOKS like it.
    It's bad.

    Really bad.

    Really, really bad.


    The "Land Shark" itself is a cheap puppet filmed in perspective. And it's not done for comedy... which is where I think they really went wrong. If…

  • Sand Sharks

    Sand Sharks

    ★★★½

    KILL #49 of CINEMONSTER's Hooptober Ocho.

    My Evil Master List and other Reviews can be found here:
    Slappy McGee's Hoop-tober 8.0 List.

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    "You're gonna need a bigger beach."


    Holy shit.
    This shitty shark movie was not so shitty after all.
    Hell, it was actually PRETTY DAMN GOOD!!!

    This was a HORROR-COMEDY and the filmmakers all knew it... as did all of the actors. They fully embraced it with some SOLID comedy acting by this cast of "no-name" stars and…

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