Letterboxd — Your life in film

Reviews

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  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  

  Charlie ★★★★½ 7

  me before: haha isn't brokeback mountain the gay cowboy movie?
  me now: *shoves past-me down a spiral staircase* ROT IN HELL YOU IGNORANT BITCH

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  Y Tu Mamá También 2001

  

  Omar! ★★★½ 13

  It's stupid how many times I thought something was wrong when the sound stopped for the narrator to speak.

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  Titanic 1997

  

  Zoë Rose Bryant ★★★★★ 4

  First half: Cute! Charming! Young Leo hot! 4/5 stars!

  Second half: THRILLING. TRAGIC. ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFIC TECHNICAL TRIUMPHS IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA. YOUNG LEO STILL HOT. ∞/5…

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  Jasper Mall 2020

  

  Georgie 🎈 ★★★★½ 6

  I’ve been to this mall more times than I would like to admit. What a documentary. 

  Jewelry Doctor and the hairstylist being together was the biggest plot twist of 2020.…

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  

  andrea🌹 ★★★★★ 34

  me: hey i think im getting over cmbyn?
  cmbyn: [walks over to my bedroom door then proceeds to give me a blow job] well that's promising. you're hard again. good…