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Recent reviews

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2023

  When I was really little I used to have really vivid nightmares about a Sesame Street character named Guy Smiley. I know they’re just dreams and it was a long time ago but I think I would still be a little bit scared if I saw him in real life.

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Nov 2023

  Reminded me of my really mean computer science teacher in middle school that I tried to be friends with when I saw him at the olive garden one time

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★½ Watched 30 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Matthew Lillard returns to his roots as a Scooby Doo character, this time playing the role of the costumed villain as opposed to the marijuana enjoying Norville Rogers aka Shaggy.

  As William Afton declares in the climax of the film “I always come back!” For most viewers, one watch is enough- but for long time fans of the franchise, they’ll be combing through frames to find easter eggs for years to come.

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★ Watched 06 Nov 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  He’s baaaack!

  The dispenser of vigilante justice, John Kramer, aka Jigsaw, returns after six years and let me tell you: age hasn’t slowed him down a bit.

  Set presumably after the events of the original Saw (2004), Kramer seeks an experimental procedure to cure what ails him. However, Jigsaw receives a taste of his own medicine in the form of a medical scam run by the Elizabeth Holmes stand-in femme fatale Synnøve Macody Lund.

  Seeing our anti-hero catch a glimpse…

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