Parody account. Don't take anything I say on here seriously.
Fuck this transphobic pig Ricky Gervais! How dare he say such things as "Caitlyn Jenner was once Bruce Jenner!" I'm literally shaking right now! I need to go complain about this on Twitter with my blue checkmark journalist account while eating three slices of double chocolate cake in one sitting! I hate my life! 😞
I watched this Top Gun trailer... 200 times today. 200 TIMES. You couldn't get me more excited about a movie. TOM FUCKING CRUISE. OH. WOW.
Now, I didn't have the luxury of auditioning for that wonderful movie- sir, do you need to really be biking through the park while I'm doing a Top Gun review, please?
But I did audition for the CW's new show Batwoman. FUCKING KILLED IT. Maybe that should be my new method. Just tell all my…