Where are the jumpscares? I thought this is a horror film? Why was Robert Pattinson masturbating? Is he trying to pull a Miley Cyrus with his career? Fuck this pretentious garbage! I can't believe this has a higher rating than Black Panther! Bullshit!

Fuck this transphobic pig Ricky Gervais! How dare he say such things as "Caitlyn Jenner was once Bruce Jenner!" I'm literally shaking right now! I need to go complain about this on Twitter with my blue checkmark journalist account while eating three slices of double chocolate cake in one sitting! I hate my life! 😞

Now THAT'S how you straighten a team of bitches up! Great coaching! I'm sure he borrowed some of his methods from what Toronto Maple Leafs legend Mike Babcock did to Mitch Marner and William Nylander! Other teams should take notes!