There are a lot of unanswered questions, but it is a fascinating story. It falls off a cliff at the end, but hey… isn't that life?
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Escape from L.A. 1996
The only way to Escape From LA nowadays is… to get canceled. That's my time! *drops mic* *The audience gives me 10 million dollars, and I host SNL.*
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Assault on Precinct 13 1976
If I were in this movie, I would die immediately because I would be dancing to the score so hard.
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Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999
My friend and I repeatedly pitched a sketch called BILL
MAHER THE SCIENCE CAR on a series of shows. No one would ever make it. So we turned our attention toward a better idea: CAR CAR BINKS. “Yousa wanna go somewhere? Meesa gonna take you there.” -
Ricky Stanicky 2024
The most exciting part of this movie is that it’s set in Rhode Island but filmed in Australia, and so many people in the movie that again takes place in Rhode Island have accents and cool surfer haircuts.
John Cena is very funny in this.
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The Ladykillers 1955
When Mrs. Wilberforce tells the cop to “buzz off” that is the moment punk rock was invented.
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Jurassic Park 1993
The main reason why Jurassic Park is better than all of its sequels is because it fundamentally realizes that we want to see a giant pile of dinosaur shit.
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Mean Girls 2024
This was filmed in my hometown. An interesting fact about The OConnman is I once hit seven consecutive three-pointers in the gym from this movie.
I liked this. The iCarly joke is incredible.
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Madame Web 2024
With zero hyperbole, this was one of the best screenings I’ve ever participated in. I laughed! I clapped! I said, “What the fuck?” ten times. A miracle of a disaster. This is the closest a mainstream film can come to capturing that Neil Breen magic.