Bartender who enjoys writing about things including movies

Favorite films

  • Lost in Translation
  • In Bruges
  • La La Land
  • Trainspotting

Recent activity

  • Call Me by Your Name


  • The Breakfast Club


  • Bullet Train


  • Ted


Recent reviews

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    I want to move to Italy in the nineteen-eighties, wear billowy shirts, listen to love my way and swim in the sea. I don’t think there exists higher praise than that.

  • The Breakfast Club

    The Breakfast Club


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    HI! Here is a list of several things I dislike about a movie middle-aged Americans recommended to me when I used to work in a tourist hotspot:
    - Casual usage of the F word
    - Wanting to kill yourself due to failing a shop class, if they wanted to do a interesting high expectations are too heavy too bear he could have also failed maths.
    - Bender and Claire get together at the end despite all the rape and S/A…

Popular reviews

  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    Atlantis: The Lost Empire


    Several similarities between me and Milo i noticed when watching this very horny movie:
    - We both like history, languages and maps.
    - We both look good in tank tops
    - We both went into the same professions as our late grandfathers
    - We both are unable to control ourselves around lightskin women with dyed hair and tattoos
    - We both hate the military-industrial-complex
    - We both think that artifacts should remain in their homelands

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever


    Ah the joy that is watching a major release in a major cinema, A gang of unruly 14-year-olds screaming and kicking chairs, while a symphony of Grolsch bottles pop-off all around me.

    my relationship towards the great cultural dictatorship that is the MCU has weighed back and forth throughout the years, Going from love, to indifference, to a very strong dislike. My feelings have yet again changed since seeing this film now falling thoroughly into the dislike category.

    Wakanda Forever…