• Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★★½

    alternatively titled birds of pray because i pray to these women every night

  • Babyteeth

    Babyteeth

    ½

    an absolutely miserable experience

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    ★★

    so somebody slapped together a bunch of one-liners and called it a script™

  • Surf's Up

    Surf's Up

    ★★★½

    i think anyone with an ounce of taste can agree the soundtrack ft. green day, incubus, pearl jam, 311 etc slaps like ocean waves

  • Professor Marston and the Wonder Women

    Professor Marston and the Wonder Women

    ★★★★

    this was certainly *educational*

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★½

    the greatest love story ever told

  • Murder on the Orient Express

    Murder on the Orient Express

    ★★★

    perhaps the greatest missed opportunity in film history? the fact that poirot not even once uttered the phrase "i mustache you a question.”

  • The Lorax

    The Lorax

    ★★½

    the fish have human teeth i hate it here

  • Swiped

    Swiped

    ½

    saw a film so bad i started crying

  • Over the Moon

    Over the Moon

    ★★★

    the sun only shines because the moon goddess chang’e is too busy being talented and beautiful so she has not the time to shine her gorgeous smile on the world

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★

    how do u spell mediocre backwards

  • BLACKPINK: Light Up the Sky

    BLACKPINK: Light Up the Sky

    ★★★★★

    sky? lit up

    charts? crashed

    hearts? snatched

    blackpink? in your areaaaa