Letterboxd — Your life in film

alternatively titled birds of pray because i pray to these women every night

an absolutely miserable experience

so somebody slapped together a bunch of one-liners and called it a script™

i think anyone with an ounce of taste can agree the soundtrack ft. green day, incubus, pearl jam, 311 etc slaps like ocean waves

this was certainly *educational*

the greatest love story ever told

perhaps the greatest missed opportunity in film history? the fact that poirot not even once uttered the phrase "i mustache you a question.”

the fish have human teeth i hate it here

saw a film so bad i started crying

the sun only shines because the moon goddess chang’e is too busy being talented and beautiful so she has not the time to shine her gorgeous smile on the world

how do u spell mediocre backwards

sky? lit up

charts? crashed

hearts? snatched

blackpink? in your areaaaa