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Favorite films

  • Holes
  • The Last Black Man in San Francisco
  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • Saint Frances

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  • Napoleon


  • Priscilla


  • All of Us Strangers


  • Rope


Pinned reviews

  • Zola



    “I used the thread as my Bible,” Janicza Bravo tells me. “I told the story, as it was written.” In a separate interview, on another day, Jeremy O. Harris concurs. “It was always 100 percent a fact to me, in the way that for some people, the Bible is a fact for them, [even when] geography or anthropology tell us differently. That is how I treat the mythic figure of Zola.”

    Harris, co-writer, and Bravo, co-writer and director, are of…

  • The Two Popes

    The Two Popes


    me in the first act: i am so much more intrigued by these two popes than i expected to be! such interesting cinematography! what a delightful use of abba!

    me for the rest of the movie: the two popes are in love. the two popes are going to fuck.

    the sexual tension was INSANE LMAOOOO LIKE????? the first time when one of them goes for a hug and the other goes for a handshake and they nervously laugh and say…

Recent reviews

  • Napoleon



    my favorite shot was when napoleon spits out his wine and pulls a bug out of the glass and we take such a close look at the bug you can see the grooves in joaquin phoenix’s fingertips

    i’m rarely thaaaat into a war film so im not hugely moved but i still thought it was good and the length felt mostly earned!

  • Priscilla



    sofia coppola every time we meet i come bearing an open heart and every time i am just so unmoved ❤️ pretty pretty pictures of a whole lotta nothing! but you know what i LOVED how big a role elvis’ goon squad played in this and i loved when jacob elordi said “im gonna be a dadduh”

    overall engaging enough but would’ve been better to watch on streaming while mostly talking over it!

Popular reviews

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    holyyyyyyyyy fucking hell.

    haven’t felt this overwhelmed or in love in a long time. going to have to watch this like….. several more times. so many things to say and i have none of the words yet. 

    “i wanted to say, in another life, i would be happy just doing laundry and taxes with you.”

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies


    “let her have her podcast!”

    the director called it lord of the flies meets mean girls and im obsessed with that. a HOOT!