Suspiria ★★★★★

The Make-Up Artists of this film did not spend countless hours putting an old man dick onto Tilda Swinton just to get snubbed for the Oscar in favour of fucking Vice.

In all seriousness, I dug the hell out of this, it felt like a horror movie right out of the 70s. Equal parts disturbing and unnerving, despite being two and a half hours long, it never loses it’s stride or becomes unengaging. 

Also a lady gets twisted into a human pretzel in this movie so if that’s your thing than have at it.

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