John Leguizamo....I don't know if he gained 300 lbs to play the role but he was like..a ball.

I wish Shadowhawk and Philip had more of a presence in this film. It would have gotten 5 stars from me if so. Also I thought Spawn was French??

I was blackout drunk when I watched this so I appreciated how much of the dialogue was exposition. At one point I fell asleep and I remember drifting back into consciousness briefly when Adam Driver was singing his little song and wondering when the movie turned into a musical, since the song was also all exposition much like a show tune.

I feel like Noah Baumbach watched Possession and said "yeah I can do that" and....didn't.

Something about this was nauseating start to finish. It felt like being trapped in a dark room with a light switch that doesn't work. Nothing explicit, but plenty to make you sick.