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  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    ★★★★

  • Fear No Evil

    ★★★½

  • Metamorphosis

    ★★½

  • Roaring Fire

    ★★★½

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  • Fear No Evil

    Fear No Evil

    ★★★½

    I find it absolutely hilarious that Christians believe this shit so much, that they're willing to spend millions of dollars making a shitty zombie movie to, I don't know, scare their kids away from listening to Talking Heads?
    The mental gymnastics required are incredible.
    Anyway, this was pretty fun, and funny all the way through.

  • Metamorphosis

    Metamorphosis

    ★★½

    Legendary garbage Italian actor George "Anthropophagus" Eastman supposedly directed this, and I suppose it's possible, it's on par with a lot of the spaghetti shit he was IN, so that tracks.
    Pretty much a cheap riff on Cronenberg's Fly, but the ACTING of the leads is entertaining in its earnestness.

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  • The Rookie

    The Rookie

    A film constructed entirely of one liners in which Charlie Sheen is so incredibly bad, and Eastwood so incredibly himself that I laughed out loud during the bulk of the run time. It is ALL stereotype.

  • Blood Freak

    Blood Freak

    ★★★★★

    Near perfect for an early 70’s no-budget exploitation film. My only complaint is that the audio is shit, but that’s what you get sometimes and it’s a minor quibble when you’re sinking your teeth into the delicious smorgasbord of “The worlds only turkey-monster-anti-drug-pro-Jesus-gore film.”
    Two sisters, one a Jesus-freak, the other a turned on hippy compete for the soul of Nam-vet motorcycle drifter Herschell (I’d like to think this is a nod to H.G. Lewis, but I doubt it, even…